There's no chance of pregnancy, right?

I'm pretty sure I know the answer but I like having backup. I'm on the pill and I had sex about an hour ago with my boyfriend. I'm on my last day of my period so he didn't "go" in me, but on my stomach. As I was wiping it off, I wasn't thinking and I reached down to wipe my labia / inner labia. I stopped quickly when I remembered there was sperm on the kleenex and then I went right to the bathroom and washed myself with soap and water. There's really no chance I could be pregnant, right?

If you've taken all your pills fine and have been for a month that's 99.9% protection right there (at all times of the month, period doesn't make a difference either way when you're on the pill). Considering the semen just got outside you, not inside you, that makes it extremely unlikely. You'll be fine.

Harriet

The pill is 99.9% effective, so you shouldn't have to worry too much about being pregnant if you are taking it properly and haven't missed or skipped any.

Yes, if you were not on the pill you could get pregnant by wiping yourself with sperm on a tissue.

As for your period - if you aren't on birth control you can get pregnant while on your period, etc.

Just be careful as STDs, hopefully you have addressed this already.

Possible, but very unlikely.
Condoms are great. (:

It's possible but not very likely. Since your on your last day, then the sperm can't really get to an egg. But please use a condom whether your on your period or not. =]

It is very unlikely that you would become pregnant in that situation.

You're fine - don't worry about it.

do you not understand how birth control pills work? If you are not sure about it then use a condom.